gamsee:

today this white girl asked me why my hair is so curly and i said im black and she told me to say african american

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apatheticghost:

shirts that get tight around the armpit

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christmasbarakat:

my dad is a cop and i just called him and he was like “hey i have a 17 year old boy in the back of my cop car right now that i’m running him to the station” and i asked if he was cute and my dad said “Hey, my daughter wants to know if you’re cute” and the guy said “i want to say yes, sir” and my dad started laughing so fucking hard

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averageannemieke:

my hobbies include being so sarcastic that people dislike me

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stability:

actual footage of dogs when there are no people around

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