p0lariss:

*follows dreams* *dreams dont follow back* *unfollows dreams*

(via darth-burrito)

carpeumbra:

kittengrin:

kittengrin:

carpeumbra:

kittengrin:

carpeumbra:

Fifty Shades of Domestic Abuse

50 Shades of Damaging Stereotypes 

Fifty Shades of Wanna Guess How Many People Will Be Hospitalized Due To Flesh Wounds From Improper Knots After The Movie?

50 Shades of Glorified Abuse

50 Shades of Kidney Damage from Incompetent Crop Use

Fifty Shades of Pathological Violence Due To Past Trauma Isn’t Kink

(via darth-burrito)

perspectave:

how many followers do I need until I get random anons asking me how my day was?

(via parkingstrange)

Just want to be gentle :)

kik-community:

First 10 to reblog or like will be promoted to 8.6xx dashs on my tumblr (kik-community)

Me: cries when I listen to Arctic Monkeys
Me: cries when I can't listen to Arctic Monkeys
Me: cries because Arctic Monkeys

i-am-momo-senpai:

twinkletwinkleyoulittlefuck:

enchantedsnail:

punksexandshit:

ceaseless-reverie:

50shadesofgaylinson:

What do strippers do when they’re on their period

What do female astronauts do when they’re on their period

what do homeless women do when they get their period

what did tribeswomen do when they got their period

what do fictional characters do when they get their period

We never even solved the first one

(Source: littleladylouis, via live2twerk)

paisleyadamsapple:

*listens to MGMT*
*sheds tear behind holographic alien sunglasses* 

(via buurlesque)